Special Events by Tom Haverford, Investor

You might think any visit to The 'Hole is a special event, and you'd be right! But, also, you'd be wrong, because some nights are more special than others. Read on to learn about the special shizz happening RIGHT NOW at The Snakehole Lounge!

LADIES' NIGHT

Ladies Night Pics

As the Snakehole's Promotions Director, I always do my best to get 'Hole-goers the sickest deals in Pawnee. But sometimes our club's lawyers, who say we can't run "crazy, bankrupting promotions" (their words) try to hold me back. I'm a world-class negotiator though, and I think you'll agree I backed them into a corner with this amazing compromise:

LADIES' NIGHT: Ladies* get 2-for-1 drinks** every night!***

  • The fine print:
    • * Female citizens †
    • ** Promotion limited to two drinks‡ total per female patron
    • *** "Every night" means the second Tuesday of a given month, beginning at sunset (as defined by the National Weather Service§) and ending at 8 p.m. ¶
      • † A "citizen" is defined as a resident of Pawnee, Indiana
      • ‡ A "drink" is defined as any liquid beverage containing 1 oz of alcohol. Try the "Haverford Boilermaker" - named after our Promotions Director, it's sure to get your night started right! (Note: it contains only 1/8 oz of liquor.)
      • § To be eligible for Ladies' Night promotion, female patron must provide valid state ID and sign a conditional waiver of future claims to Snakehole Promotions or any other transaction with the Snakehole Lounge.
      • ¶ Ladies' Night discounts are always extended to female patrons who can prove they are single∆
      • ∆ Note from our legal team: "We absolutely disavow this and argued strongly that it not be included."

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