"Allergic" Launch Party by Tom Haverford, Investor
You might think any visit to The 'Hole is a special event, and you'd be right! But, also, you'd be wrong, because some nights are more special than others. Read on to learn about the special shizz happening RIGHT NOW at THE SNAKE LOUNGE!
It's coming... it's coming... it's here!
ALLERGIC FOR MEN.
A new scent by Dennis Feinstein. Cause A Reaction.
The Snakehole Lounge will be closed tonight for the private launch party of ALLERGIC, hosted by Pawnee’s own Dennis Feinstein, and organized by Pawnee’s other own, Tom Haverford.
Mr. Haverford would like to personally apologize to all the ladies who were hoping to come to the Snakehole tonight, looking for love, settling for a good time. But please come back tomorrow when ladies drink for free*†ß.
Tommy Haverford
* Until 8 p.m.
†Limit one free drink per person.
ß Snakehole Loungeâ„¢ reserves the right to change promotions at owner’s whim.